Gervase, we have another similarly legendary character here by the name of Arthur, a very large, round Irish fellow.

After an evening of general carousing and late night Shanty singing at my brothers house, Arthur decided it was time to take his leave. When he got to the sidewalk on the street he decided to return to answer a call of nature.

He made his way in and stood door open, in the loo relieving himself, when all hell broke loose. Fortunately for a surprised and confused Arthur and my brother's equally surprised and confused next door neighbour, my brother was able to eventually straighten things out.

Good thing for Arthur it was Canada eh? and not the US. I believe my brother's neighbour did started locking his door at night, after the incident.