The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59026   Message #3906266
Posted By: Jim Dixon
17-Feb-18 - 12:56 AM
Thread Name: Lyr Req: You're a Sap, Mister Jap
Subject: Lyr Add: SLAP THE DIRTY LITTLE JAP (C Robison)
You can hear this song at YouTube.

SLAP THE DIRTY LITTLE JAP
Written by Bob Miller
As recorded by Carson Robison, on Bluebird 11414B, 1941.

We're gonna have to slap the dirty little Jap,
And Uncle Sam's the guy who can do it.
We'll skin that streak of yella from the sneaky little fella,
And he'll think a cyclone struck him when we're through it.
We'll take that double-crosser to the old woodshed.
We'll start right on his bottom and we'll go to his head.
When we get done with him, he'll wish that he was dead.
We gotta slap the dirty little Jap.

Uncle Sam's a man who's given a helpin' hand
To many a foreign land; don't forget it;
But when somebody goes to trompin' on his toes,
They'd better guard their nose or they'll regret it.

We're gonna have to slap the dirty little Jap,
And Uncle Sam's the guy who can do it.
The Japs and all their hooey will be changed into chop suey,
And the rising sun will set when we get through it.
Their alibi for fighting is to save their face
For ancestors waiting in celestial space.
We'll kick their precious face down to the other place.
We gotta slap the dirty little Jap.

We're gonna have to slap the dirty little Jap,
And Uncle Sam's the guy who can do it.
I wouldn't fool ya, mister; he can raise an awful blister
And somebody's pants will burn before we're through it.
We'll reach across the ocean and grab that yella Jap
And turn him upside down right on democracy's lap.
We'll blister his axis and do it with a snap.
We gotta slap the dirty little Jap.

Uncle Sam is mild, as peaceful as a child,
But never get him riled or you will rue it.
So now they want to fight? Well, they bit off quite a bite,
And Uncle Sam is gonna make 'em chew it.

We're gonna have to slap the dirty little Jap,
And Uncle Sam's the guy who can do it,
'Cause it really is a feature when he starts to be a teacher.
We can show you sev'ral pupils who've been through it.
Uncle Sam believes in the golden rule,
But when he's double-crossed he's gotta kick like a mule.
We're warnin' Hitler's tool that Sam's a fightin' fool.
We gotta slap the dirty little Jap.