A man with no arms goes into a bar and orders a beer. While the bartender is drawing it, he says to a man next to him, "Say, do me a favor, will ya? There's a ten-dollar bill in my shirt pocket. Will you take it out and lay it on the bar?" The man does so.

When the beer arrives, it is obvious that the man with no arms again has a problem. "Will ya do me a favor again? Lift the beer up to my lips so I can take a sip." The other man is a bit annoyed, but unable to think of an excuse, he picks up the glass and tilts it so the man with no arms can drink it. This continues through several glasses.

Finally, the man with no arms gets down from the barstool and asks, "Which way is the john?"

The other man ponders for a second, and says, "Well … you go out the front door and catch the number 14 bus…"