I'm not really more cultivated than you Steve. I'm afraid I've taught my poor innocent husband far too many very rude words!

I used to be quite keen on the royals, but over the years I've come round to wishing they'd abolish the Monarchy after the Queen's demise.
I can't even get excited about the two royal weddings and a birth being inflicted on us this year. No doubt the TV will be 'nothing but' for weeks.
On a less grumpy note, I see Sir David Attenborough is to present another wildlife series called Dynasty. Now that DOES excite me! (goes all fluttery and swoons)