Exactly Backwoodsman. It looks...well...nightmarish doesn't it? And all the pupils' guns ready on their desks.

Can you imagine lining one's class up for lunch, and sounding like Joyce Grenfell?
"Now everyone stand, shoulder your AK47 and make a lovely neat line at the door."
"Er... David, pleeease do NOT poke little Suzy from behind with your weapon."