Apologies to all for all the reasons and all that, but this one has missed my e-mail and like Fionn, I'm still busting a gut!

And Joe, I love you bro, but why would you have a lot of respect for anyone who can follow a load of pretty senseless and out of date rules purely because they exist? I'm not demeaning anyone's religion or faith and I truly mean no ill here, but..........ain't that just kinda' dumb?

AND NOW LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I WILL GOUGE MY ASS WITH AN ICEPICK 27 TIMES.

Reminds me of Gordon Liddy demonstrating macho.

Spaw