Knock knock knock, your Sire-ness?

Reporting on a Mudcat thread about light bulbs.

A Mudcat moderator has assured the readers of the veracity
of your encounter with LED bulbs that were a menace to life and limb.

Some of the others posting to the thread
question and doubt the moderator's report.

At your convenience, o great Rapness,
maybe you could post to the light bulb thread
and straighten them out.