Haha Dave, I'm disappointed - I'd have liked to have seen a photo of you wearing some leggings!

As we don't live 'Oop North', we have to make do with our local offerings. Aylsham in Norfolk has a shop where they make their own pork pies, many different fillings (apple, herbs, spices etc added to the pork) They're gorgeous. And Edam cheese is fairly low in fat. I can't imagine not eating peaches or nectarines, they're so sweet and juicy.

I'd look what Norfolk people would call a 'Roit Dolly' in a pair of leggings. My husband would have a fit laughing his head off.