Dave, Jim's whopping lies make him a laughing stock.
You all ignoring that elephant in the room makes you all laughing stocks.
Your made up claims of "sordid secrets" make you a laughing stock.

I have made no false claims.
I have accurately reported claims emerging from within your party.
I have said nothing remotely laughable and you can not quote anything of mine to criticise.

You have made utter fools of yourselves over this issue.
I have not put a foot wrong.
If that is not the plain and simple truth, quote me.