Could we dress a well like they do in Derbyshire? They do look nice.

I think we should get some sort of procession arranged. Two 'Obby 'Osses, all the Morris dancers playing their melodeons, and the May Queen in her carriage (pulled by an army of Siamese cats)
Keberoxu, you can be the May Queen if you like. Just pop a garland of flowers on your head and wear a white dress.
Rap, you could fire some welcoming rounds on your gun (but into the air, or you might kill a Morris dancer or two!)
I will be stationed behind the buffet, handing out slices of quiche and huge pieces of fruit cake. Ale of course on tap.