It's terrible isn't it Rap? They found my nuclear warhead in my baggage last year and would you believe it, it was confiscated! Ridiculous fuss about nothing.

I think we'll be arriving at the Mudcat Tavern in a hot air balloon this time. Siamese cats snuggled down at the bottom of the basket, while Smiling African and his plump old wife pull the ropes and fire the gas cylinder to gain height. Lots of crumpets on board, not to mention the huge quiches and fruit cakes.