The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #162938   Message #3920777
Posted By: Gurney
28-Apr-18 - 08:33 PM
Thread Name: BS: First joke thread of 2018
Subject: RE: BS: First joke thread of 2018
This one was a bit glib so it may be well-known, but I hadn't heard it.

What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

A Hippo is a heavy animal, and a Zippo is a little lighter.