Hahahaha! This reminds me of a visit I made to the dentist a long time ago. (I'm terrified of the blooming dentist's) He was about to give me an injection in my gum (gaaaaaah!) and said those famous words, "Now you're only going to feel a small prick." I replied, "How very disappointing. I prefer large pricks actually." I don't know what had got into me - sheer terror I expect. He roared with laughter. I was absolutely bright red with embarrassment.