It embarrasses the heck out of me to report,
and me with university level music studies,
that I do not know how to notate
the RHYTHM of the Fresh Beef Cowbell,
described as The Noise in the previous thread.

I was back at the Golden Arches just now,
ordering one of the sandwiches I always order
-- more than one variety, none of them with beef.
But it was lunchtime, after all, the busiest hour
(according to one of the employees behind the counter).
And that darned noise was going every ninety seconds or something...

ding ding ding-a. No "a-ling," be it noted, merely a "ding-a."
Heavens, that looks lame in print.