DtG - Having a justified go at our resident befuddled 'religious right' buffon
gets my brain warmed up while I'm waking to a new day,
and waiting for the strong black tea to kick in...

... bit like 20 sit ups and push ups for the old grey matter...

He also comes in handy for amusement & distraction when my bowels are playing up later in the day...

He's cheaper than a prescription...