I avoided TV like the plague all day - both the wedding and the hooligans playing a gentlemen's game at Wemberlee - but I watched the 'highlights' of the wedding last night. There didn't seem to be many Wayne and Waynetta Slobbs in attendance at the chapel, or even Joe and Jane Ordinarys, but hey-ho, there ya go!

The 'groom looked very dashing in his carefully-tailored 'uniform', the bride's dress (apart from a train bordering on the ridiculous) looked very simple and very nice, the weather was glorious, and the surroundings sensational. I wish the young newlyweds every happiness.

And don't worry, Steve, I won't be competing with you for the duchess's favours - I genuinely prefer Mrs. Backwoodsperson!