Walkin' down Broadway, turn down Main,
Lookin' for a place to buy cocaine,
He says, have a little sniff, little sniff on me,
Have a little sniff on me.

Bumped into a guy by the name of Bill,
Hasn't died yet, but I think he will,
He says, have a little sniff, little sniff on me,
Have a little sniff on me.

Down in the graveyard by his side,
Lies the body of his morphine bride,
He says, have a little sniff, little sniff on me,
Have a little sniff on me.