Go away from my fridge, babe, leave at your own chosen speed.
I've only got a soft French cheese, it's not the one you need.
You say you're looking for a cheese never weak but always strong,
To affect you and offend you, with a truly awful pong,
A cheese to make your neighbours shut their doors,
But it ain't Brie, babe, oh no, no, it ain't Brie, babe,
It ain't Brie you're lookin' for, babe.