The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #164264   Message #3929610
Posted By: olddude
07-Jun-18 - 10:44 AM
Thread Name: BS: Oh yes Alaska salmon running
Subject: RE: BS: Oh yes Alaska salmon running
Dan while fishing yesterday I caught a huge bass. A lady and her husband walked over as I was releasing the fish

Lady- why would you release that huge fish
Dan- cause I don’t want to keep them
Lady- aren’t they good eating
Dan- well yes but I don’t eat fish
Lady- so you fish to catch fish because you don’t eat fish
Dan- well ya but I like to talk to them
Lady- and what do you say to them
Dan- go back and tell your friends about the alien abduction
Lady- laughing ok but I am puzzled
Dan- if you let every fish go you can never be disappointed if you don’t catch one
Lady- well ok then