Helen: "Do Androids dream of electric sheep?"

Not behind the wheel I hope!

Joe: "I think that the Sacred Heart Auto League (SHAL) finally figured out that Plastic Jesus obstructs the driver's vision, and thus constitutes a traffic hazard."

According to Fr. Bezy it was the trend to sloped aerodynamic windhields and constant direct sunlight... melts the Jesus.

Was three "Sarced Hearts" in one sentence being too obvious? ;)

Kalenda!