"An ayurvedic physician saved my gallbladder"

Three years ago I saved my own gallbladder. I'd had a ultrasound scan in hospital that had revealed that my gallbladder and bile duct were clear of stones. that evening the consultant came round the ward and told me not to worry, he'd whip out my problematic gallbladder the very next morning. After a lot of puzzled exchanges and head-scratching he and I discovered that he'd mixed my notes up with somebody else's. Good job I was on the ball, eh?