Lewis Carroll, IIRC, parodied "I dreamt I dwelt..." as follows:
I dreamt I dwelt in marble halls, And each damp thing that creeps and crawls Went wibble-wabble on the walls.
A long time ago I heard:
Last night I tickled my grandfather's balls With oil on the end of a feather, But what seemed to please the old gentleman most Was knocking them gently together.... Cetera desunt.