Today I have just crossed the road, a one way street, when two cyclist came tearing up behind me going the wrong way. I pointed out to them that is was a one way road. They, not very politely, told me they were only going one way and then promptly turned into another one way road.

I know I shouldn't have felt this but I was half hoping they would run into something. I would have stayed around and informed the police that they had been told it was one way.