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Thread #77460 Message #3933565
Posted By: GUEST
26-Jun-18 - 04:59 PM
Thread Name: Songs about bad wives (or bad SO's)
Subject: RE: Songs about bad wives (or bad SO's)
"Before the Daylight in the Morning / The Shrew Wife / Dirty Nell / The Banks of the Nile / The Pensioner's Complaint" is a little known traditional one. It was sung splendidly by Sara Cleveland on "Ballads and Songs of the Upper Hudson Valley" (1968) Folk-Legacy Records - FSA-33.
You neighbours all listen, a story I'll tell, It's of a misfortune that has me befel, I married a jade and her name it is Nell, And she is always a drinking and bawling.
Eighteen pounds pension I've got in the year, Which causes my wife to drink whiskey and beer, Her tongue like a cannon doth sound in my ear, Before the day light in the morning.
To kindle the fire it was my first job, If I dont do it right I've a slap on the gob, A kick or a clout or a slap on the nob, I surely will get from my darling.
Then out for the water the kettle to boil, And when I come in I must nurse a young child, I wish I had been killed on the banks of the Nile, Before I had met with my darling.
Then Nell and her gossips sit down to their tea, While I in the corner have nothing to say, Or out in the garden a digging away, While Nell the cups she is tossing.
Then in for the leavings I chance for to hop, While Nell and her gossips are gone to the shop, Backbiting their neighbours and swallowing their drops, Hard fortune attend my darling.
Oh ! my shirt without washing does stick to my back, While she is sporting with Billy and Jack, And running in score for every nick nack, Whilst I must pay up the last farthing.
Without shoes or stockings to cover my feet, My bed without either blanket or sheet, I'm a show to the world when I go to the street. Pray what do you think to my bargain.
Her beauty and praise I mean for to disclose, She's dirty and lazy with a short snuffy nose, She's a disgrace to the women wherever she goes, And her clothes all in tatters are hanging.
With a beard on her lip like a wandering jew, Not a tooth in her head that is sound, only two, And a shift on her back, neither black, white, or blue, That never was wet with a washing.
I travelled all nations, thro' France and thro' Spain, Thro' Egypt and India, and home back again, At Waterloo wounded, where I felt great pain, And I ne'er met the match of my darling.
To finish my ditty I firmly do pray, Before she either drinks whiskey or tea. That something or other may whip her away, Before the day light in the morning.