At the supermarket I was tempted to try out some of those Fortnite dances down the aisles of Asda. (sounds like a holiday destination doesn't it? 'The Aisles of Asda') but my husband looked very, very alarmed and begged me not to even think of it.

'Best Mate' would be impossible as one would be knocking people over, but 'The Floss' could be done on the spot.

They'll be wheeling me away to a care home for the demented any day soon...