Tell Me About Martin Windsor Divining the next US President

* missing boys found in Thailand cave
CO2 shortage - Wot, no crumpets?

There Ain't No Flies on Auntie
Hark, I hear a pistol shot!

'When/If We had the Land!'
Ungtrateful Colonists Kick Out British!!

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* (it was settled long ago that not every TNG post is necessarily meant to be funny)