Hahaha Steve! Actually I'm quite proud of his cooking skills.
Not many Ivorian men would be seen dead cooking a meal.
And no-one could say his dishes lack flavour.
But I swear if you put a tiny bit of his food in your mouth you'd need an ambulance!
He loves visiting the Asian stores in Norwich to get lots of different spices and he seems to know what they are.

I like the sound of your tricolore salad though.