Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight? If your mother said ‘don’t chew it’ do you swallow it in spite? Can you catch it on your tonsils? Can you heave it left and right? Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?

That’s the chorus anyway. The verses get tricky if you haven’t heard them in a while.

But, if tin whistles are made of tin; what do they make foghorns out of?