There's a Two Ronnies sketch where Ronnie Barker is ordering a round of drinks. During each order, the barman tops up his glass, he downs it, and then goes through the order again. It gets progressively more and more twisted, and he eventually ends up with some outlandish order. As I remember, he ends up with something like "a chest for the woman with the Scotch dress, and a pair of rocks" - only it's much more than that.

Be interested to see if I can find the script for that sketch anywhere online.

Grab.