Hahahaa Joe! When it's time for me to visit my hairdresser to tidy me up, I always say, "I'm looking like Albert Einstein again Annette. Can I book an appointment please?"
I only have a quick trim, so I can see out under my fringe. I'm not interested in having a fancy hairdo, I just want to look neat.

Talking of wrinkles, my mother-in-law Assita Nimi is absolutely ancient (no-one of her generation knows how old they are exactly), probably around ninety.
But she hasn't got a single wrinkle, not one. Neither does my husband.
He's a bit younger than me but looks like a teenager! I bet people that see us together in Norwich think I'm being taken out for a little walk by my carer.