I have a tactical nuke I'm saving for that monkey, only he won't leave Chicago very often and I don't want to waste it knocking off several thousand people just to get one pestiferous tail-swinger.

I currently have on hand about 150 rounds of 45-70 Government. It's probably about enough for the rest of my life, unless the buffalo return to the golf course out back or the Shoshone/Bannock get angry.