""why is this in music?!""


musical swearing has been a real possibility since at least the 1980s...

ok I've obviously dunnit...

Repeat swear words into a microphone plugged into a digital sampler,
then assign each word to a pitched note on a keyboard.

voila.. sweary melodies and chords...


btw.. tosser is a more alternative for wanker...

I find inventively sweary people to be generally more intelligent and creative than prudes..