Today's Guardian newspaper (17th August '18) has a restaurant review by Grace Dent whose click-bait heading includes the phrase 'casually orgasmic'.

This, believe it or not, is a description of a pasta dish offered at the establishment in question.

What other 'far out' restautant reviews, whether praise or put-down, have Mudcatters encountered? And can they provide a short quotation followed by the writer, source and date?