Julie: My condolences on the loss of your uncle. May God keep and protect you and yours. OK the serious stuff out of the way, Let Old Irish Sergeant give you a crash course on humiliating self-important twits.. Oh wait, my solicitor tells me that advocating ex-lax brownies or setting their desk on fire may violate several statuates and result in punishment and lawsuits. Of course the truest and sweetest revenge is to wait until the center of the universe makes a horrendous mistake and then offer to help them rectify it. Not only do you look great, but it tends to make the self important show their true colors. Many time they implode and have to take a weeks leave or end up quietly disappearing. Kindest reguards, Neil