We've just had The Archers on as we scoffed our buttery corn on the cob and a Sainsbury's orange wi' a cup o' char. Mrs Steve had already heard this episode but I hadn't. I asked her if Susan Carter was going to Lynda Snell's house to confess to nicking her llama for Harrison's stag night - but she wouldn't bloody tell me. I was forced to listen to the whole episode! I won't say what happened in case there are people here who wait for the Sunday omnibus, the one that is inexplicably led into by a piano accordion (aka hand-held kazoo) version of the theme tune...

There are no spoiler-merchants in OUR house...

Rumpy pumpy pumpy pump, rumpy pumpy pum pum...