total thread drift...

Me and the mrs were in an affordable indian restaurant in central london
when a fat bloke on a table near the door decided to do a runner..

remember he was a fat bloke...

the waiter easily caught him by the leg,
dragging him back into the restaurant..
and in the ensuing farcical struggle fat bill dodger's trousers and pants were pulled down...

hilarious, but not a sight to relish whilst eating....

there may have been some popular indian music on the restaurant background sound system...