"As a West Ham fan..."

Bwahahahahaha!

Do you know summat, observerwankerguest, some of us around here are trying to restore the thread to the lightness and banter it fully deserves. It isn't like me at all to say stuff like what follows, but here goes.

Ahem.

Why don't you just piss off and take a bloody long walk on a short pier, you distempered twat?

Sorry, mods. I'll go back in me 'ole...