SCOTTISH BREXIT OR REMAIN
(Jim McLean)
Tune: Gordon Broon's Body lies a mouldering in his grave.

The Tories hate the Muslims, and the Labour hate the Jews.
The English hate the SNP, the greens all hate the blues.
Boris hates remainers and he disnae want tae lose
So Brexit marches on.
Glory, glory what a Helluva mess we're in,
Glory, glory are we oot or are we in?
We're fa'en owre a cliff edge, will we sink or will we swim?
If Brexit marches on.

We'll tighten up oor borders, an you'll no get in or oot,
Nae foreigners tae dig the tatties, nor tae pick the fruit.
Nae foreign nurses either, we just dinnae gie a hoot
If Brexit marches on.
Glory, glory whit a Helluva mess we're in
Glory, glory are we oot or are we in?
We're fa'en owre a cliff edge, will we sink or will we swim?
But Brexit marches on.

The farmers and the fishin' folk think life will a' be swell
The bureaucrats in Brussels they can jump or go tae hell.
But when the cash fae Euorope goes, whit story will they tell?
If Brexit marches on.
Glory, glory whit a Helluva mess we're in
Glory, glory are we oot or are we in?
We're fa'en owre a cliff edge, will we sink or will we swim?
But Brexit marches on.

Theresa May an Corbyn are a pair o' Brexiteers,
They couldnae gie a docken for oor worries or oor fears,
It's time for INDEPENDENCE or it's goin' tae end in tears
If Brexit marches on.
Glory, glory whit a Helluva mess we're in
Glory, glory are we oot or are we in?
We're fa'en owre a cliff edge, will we sink or will we swim?
When Brexit marches on.