Right, twats.

I do not use the words "fuck" or "fucking" ever on this forum. But I am, just for this one post (Jesus forgive me), going to make a glorious exception. A glorious FUCKING exception. So fucking stand by for fucking blasting, you fucking eejits. Are you fucking ready? Right. Here I fucking go:

Do NOT respond in any fucking way, fucking shape, or fucking form, to ANYFUCKINGTHING that those two inveterate fuckers, fucking Keith and fucking Iains, ever fucking post. Do NOT fucking give the fuckers the fucking succour of your fucking attention whatsofuckingever. Just completely fucking ignore the fucking fuckers. Fucking do as I fucking say and these two no-good, fucking demented fuckpigs will get so fucking fed up that they will eventually fuck off. It may fucking take fucking time but it'll be fucking worth it. And Jim, this means you. It means all of us, for fuck's fucking sake, but Jim, it fucking especially means you.

Right. All fuck off back to your fucking 'oles...

I'm just off to confession now. First time in forty fucking years. Is there a clean fucking priest about...?