Your Glasgow is a rather small place, isn't it?

My favourite place to eat in Byres Road is the University Café - run by the Verrechias for 100 years and with the interior largely unchanged.

Deep fried Mars bars were actually invented in Stonehaven (about 20 years ago). There are places in Glasgow that do them - I think the chippie at the Tron beside the Fish Plaice does.

For a really Glaswegian food experience - meat from one of the Henry Healy's shops (solid cholesterol and screaming pink with nitrites) and a takeaway from a Blue Lagoon (I think they are trying to save energy by cooking everything in lukewarm grease which never gets changed).