I dunno; maybe kids who want to open the Pandora's box of humanware that folk music represents should take it in their stride that orgasms and accordions and concertinas and plectrums and other vibratory phenomena are part of the mix and if they can't take the heat, they can stick to the Disney version and watch mermaids singing plastic overlays of real music. Wouldn't want the lil darlings to get too stressed out by reality, now, would we? Might damage their little pink psyches, oh my....

Mommy, what's a plectrum? Well, why would someone want to put one up his ass? 'Cuz Catspaw said that's where Little Hawk should put his! What did he MEAN,. Mommy?

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