"With the round back all the sound goes out front."

...uh...no.

With the round back all the sound goes up to the ceiling.

OVATION--the guitar that DEMANDS to be played lap-style.

Geometry question.
...What is the intersection of two archs?

...Hey Joe. I gotta shitload o' ugly here. Where do you want me to put it down?

...Get inta plastics kid...it's da future.

...always figgered rosewood and mahogany were over-rated as tone-plastics.