There once was a man named Lee
         Who was plumbing his girl by the sea
         She said "Stop your plumbing I hear someone coming!"
         "Tee Hee", said Lee, "It;s meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
                        
                   or somewhat dirtier

         There once was a maid named "Lahore"
         Whose ass was all covered with sores.
         The dogs in the street used to lap aT the meat
         that hung in green gobs from her drawers.











said Lee, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!