There was once a young fellow named Skinner
Who invited his lady to dinner.
They sat down to dine
At a quarter to nine,
And by quarter past ten, it was in her.
(The dinner, not Skinner!)
Skinner was in her before dinner.


There was a young girl from Tralee
Who was stung in the neck by a wasp.
When asked if it hurt,
She said I don't mind.
You can do it again if you like.