Hull, Yorkshire 1950s

All of a sudden a bloody rice puddin came flying through the air
It missed me ma and hit me pa and knocked him of his chair.
Me granny went crackers and stamped on his knackers and pissed all over the wall,
The dog went mad and bit me dad in his one-and-only ball.

As it seems to end there in our version I'm very tempted to add the 2 Ronnies chorus: (English comic duo on TV)
And then we all had a damn good time
On bangers and mash, and bottles o' wine
Oh yes we all had a damn good time,
Enough is enough, let's go and get stuffed.....to-gether