There's bound to be a job for you, Joe. If all else fails you could be the Chief Tuner for the Empiratical Banjo Ensemble.

Now there's a job that has a future.......let's face it, you would never be out of work......

JennieG
Imperial Torturer, Dungeon Choir Wrangler and Overseer of Empiratical Banjo Ensemble
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(For which I thank Our Most Gracious Emperor Rapparee)