Mrs Backwoodsperson says that, on her passport photos, she always looks as though she's a stroke-victim, with the right side of her mouth 'dropped'. It's true - she does - yet her real-life 'straight face' is perfectly normal and symmetrical (as far as anyone's face is symmetrical).

So you see, Sen, the camera can and does sometimes lie, and chances are that you are a radiant beauty! Think positive! :-)