The Mudcatter who was scarfing down free samples at Sam's Club got in big trouble when he absent-mindedly double-dipped from a huge bowl of freshly prepared shrimp dip. Health department regulations required that the entire bowl be thrown out, at a cost of around $100.00 USD to Sam's Club. Sam's management was not pleased.

The Mudcatter was escorted to the manager's office where his Sam's Club membership card was confiscated and his name put on a list of troublemakers who are not eligible to receive another card under any circumstances. Ever.... For life.... No more freebies for you, Bub.... Find somewhere else to buy toilet paper in 144-roll packages.