A parody with apology to Stan Rogers

                THE IDIOT

I often make these late night rants when I should be sleeping sound
And the truth to tell I can lie like Hell though my lips they make no sound
I jump to my feet and on Twitter tweet to the fan base that I found
They all love me for they're fools you see and there's idiots all around

Some say I'll fail and I'll go to jail but that's not how it goes
I'm worry free for Pence will be the POTUS I suppose
And he'll pardon me and set me free so screw it to my foes
For just like me you all will be idiots I suppose