Gives me an idea for a song. Let's do the whole show in the barn!
(to the tune Red Sails in the Sunset)

Red Shoes in the Vatican
Way out there in Rome
The Pope's in St Peter's
He's under the dome

Red Shoes on his tootsies
He calls us to prayer
I've heard he's a Catholic
He makes St Peter look square

He's got rings on his fingers
Those red shoes are class
No wonder, he's the top job!
You should hear him say mass.....